uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

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gnarstalgia:

Expire - Pretty Low

edit by me

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Anonymous

are you suggesting we test possibly lethal drugs on human beings lo

 
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septemberism94:

Sure go for it, they deserve it more than animals do.

Anonymous

so there is this girl I like and I know she likes me because we have a mutual friend. anyways I am not here to brag. I was to ask you for advice because I have no game and I am shy and just not very good when it comes to talking to girls. Could you give me some pointers? Tell me how I can break the ice and I think that once I get going, I will be fine. Thankkk you

 
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kittiezandtittiez:

sure thing my man

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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nut-sacks:

Real Friends - Maybe This Place Is The Same And We’re Just Changing
Blue with Yellow Splatter / 500

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folk-yeah:

I’VE GOT A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL THAT SAYS i think you’re pretty cool and would like to hold your hand and spend a lot of time with you

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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